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AnonymousAlchemist

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: In the shadows
Job: Zombie Disposal

In the moonlight, a shadow stalks a teenager girl. She doesn't notice until halfway home. To her dismay, a zombie has followed her home! I happened to be in the neighborhood. I beheaded the monster. She took one look at me and screamed "Another one!" :(

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
6/26/08

Level: 22
Aura: Dark

Rank: Sgt. First Class
Blams: 1,514
Saves: 6,862
Rank #: 639

Exp. Points: 5,370 / 5,380
Exp. Rank #: 3,727
Voting Pow.: 6.43 votes

BBS Posts: 1,578 (2.92 per day)
Flash Reviews: 60
Music Reviews: 16
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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It's been a while since my last news post.

Posted by AnonymousAlchemist Nov. 28, 2009 @ 1:14 AM EST

Eh. Not much has happened. Hopefully, my chosen college will take me. No reason they shouldn't, but in just in case, now I have a better backup plan.

Anyways, I have rediscovered Final Fantasy VII, and am playing it.

In the meantime, have fun with this picture.

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Happy Birthday to AnonymousAlchemist!

Posted by AnonymousAlchemist Jun. 26, 2009 @ 12:40 AM EDT

That's right! I've been here for a year, and I'm doing great! Celebrate my being here for a year!

On an unrelated note, I'm sure everyone knows of Michael Jackson's death...

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My medal points are over 9000. Not to be pushy (or funny) or anything, but...

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I'm ranked in the triple digits!!!!!!

Posted by AnonymousAlchemist Jun. 12, 2009 @ 4:34 PM EDT

The time has finally come. No longer is my blam/save point rank in the thousands. I am in the hundreds now! Throw me a party.

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I'm Back....Sorta.

Posted by AnonymousAlchemist May. 28, 2009 @ 4:44 AM EDT

After a long break, I have started to go back to the BBS. I still have stuff to do, so I won't be on as much as I used to be, but at least I'm there. School's out for summer (no more teachers, blah blah.) but as I mentioned before, I have stuff to do.

Gave up on getting a girlfriend, and getting a job. Helped out my community and family and got a social life. Still working on that book (halfway done, don't expect me to publish. As I said before, just something to write) and still applying for colleges.

So, did anyone miss me?

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All my reasons are posted here. I'll still be here technically (getting my points, making a review or two), but mostly I'll be gone. Wish me luck!

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I'll answer any question.

Posted by AnonymousAlchemist Feb. 28, 2009 @ 12:46 AM EST

That's right! Ask any question you want, and I will honestly answer it. Don't believe me? PROVE ME WRONG!!!

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Why must I be taunted so?

Posted by AnonymousAlchemist Feb. 5, 2009 @ 12:37 AM EST

The girl of my dreams only sees me as an acquaintance. That's just not fair. IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR!
Why must she taunt me so?

Also, why must science make me hungry?

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Damn Ninjas!

Posted by AnonymousAlchemist Jan. 31, 2009 @ 1:14 AM EST

Why do they like drinking my girlfriends drinks? Is it because they like her spit? Is it because she spikes her drinks with lots of alcohol? Why Newgrounds, WHY?!

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Hey guys! What's up?

Posted by AnonymousAlchemist Jan. 30, 2009 @ 12:51 AM EST

So I heard you were in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd offer you a drink. And some chips, too. The Holiest Sunday of the year (Super Bowl Sunday) is right around the corner. And I thought I'd give you something to watch.

NOW, POST ON MY USERPAGE!

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